- 1. Never say No to a woman if she loves you. It is very likely that for whoever you are sacrificing the fun won’t even care and moreover she will never acknowledge that you did that for her because it is widely believed that boys just want to have fun.
- 2. Never show how much you love her. You will never be taken seriously.
- 3. Don’t trust her if she says she wants to be just friends after things go wrong. The woman you have rejected will respond as if you are her boyfriend and the woman who rejected you will never give you the respect you deserve, forget friendship.
- 4. Never go back to the woman you have rejected, it will never work. Relationships are very much determined by time and space. If you have been an ass to say no, don’t harbor any belief that you can anytime walk into her life and she will embrace without any conditions attached.
- 5. Don’t love the woman more than yourself. Life would be miserable.
- 6. You don’t need to be honest all the time ‘cos it’s likely that she isn’t as honest as you are.
- 7. Play with things a bit. You don’t need to be serious from day one.
- 8. And don’t think every girl wants to be just friends with you. So stay away if you don’t want to take it further because if you don’t then you will be blamed for ‘flirting with her and not responding further and breaking her heart’. Trust her friends to repeat it lifelong that how unfair you have been.
- 9. And stay away from crazy ones. They can seriously hurt you image in the society and if you don’t have as cool parents as I have, the family will start doubting as well.
- 10. Don’t express things early and to too many. Just because somebody doesn’t know that you love a woman will not lessen your love. Moreover it will enhance your chance of scoring.
- 11. There are two kinds of girls – those who have motives and those who have not. The girls with motives will anyway never be interested in you because you don’t have Greek god looks or a father like Bill Gates. And the ones who don’t have any motive can never valuate you properly. Trust her to be friends with the weirdest of people but you.
- 12. And you don’t need to woo her friends or closed ones because at the vital moment, they will anyway let the girl decide which will confuse her more.
- 13. Don’t expect her to act rationally with you.
- 14. If you want to apologize don't bring bouquets. That's not the right time.
- 15. If you have really loved a woman, you can never stop loving her. Accept it and move on in life.
- 16. Nothing is perfect in life, and it applies to relationships as well.
Last but not the least, not all relationships are made of love and not all love turn into relationships. So don’t get disheartened if you are rejected. Nobody except the girl knows if she loved you. So, give yourself the benefit of doubt, life would be much easier to live.


4 comments:
hehehe...
You learnt alll this??
hhmmm well i'll learn frm ur experience too...
hahaah
Very entertaining.
Excellent write-up
You awaken my eyes buddy
Thanks
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